i worked for a glazing company for 4 years and the boss never knew my name [honestly].
if he had anything to say he would call my fellow workmates by their first name but when he asked me anything it was always "mate"

I killed my next door neighbours wife! by accident :0)

lol i have done the phone pranks! like mira maines! lol anybody called mira maines? (called a funeral place!) and Mr G Ralf (at a Zoo)!