offended if he has to unshackle? my naked wife, and will he be expensive?

Will he be offended ? Is she that bad looking.

lmao. atta boy.

Why would you uncuff her?

... lol okay.

I am not a qualified locksmith but hey will have a good fiddle , and then sort the lock out ha ha.

Bring the bed your wife and the handcuffs back to the store and ask for a refund.

hahahah not funny and find something else to relieve your boredom

why not put some clothes on as best you can

It just depends what your wife looks like. If she looks good enough he might pay you .

You got remarried quick.

Depends on how attractive she is? He might just settle for a quickie or sexual favour (if he's not gay, that is).
Most locksmiths are expensive for call outs.
Consider other options.
1. Cut the handcuffs with a hacksaw or bolt cutters, then go into a locksmith.
2. Call the fire brigade, they will probably have a good laugh about it, but it's FREE, they may have seen similar before.
3. Cut her hand off if she's not that attached to it.

See if you can do it to your ex and feed her "the pie".