broken laptop / getting it to die permanently?

[saboerseun]

My laptop keeps developing faults and they keep fixing and so the vicious cycle continues, I am fed up with the amount of date I either have to loose or pay extra for them to recover, and the average 4/5 weeks that I have to do without it,
IS THERE ANY WAY OF KILLING IT SO THESE MONKEYS WONT BE ABLE TO FIX IT AGAIN ?

[.:H:.]

You can submerge it in water. Haha destruction. I'd suggest opening it up and crushing the motherboard, but then it'll be obvious you did it. Water is the best bet.

[ianhad]

Spill some coke in it, guaranteed to kill the board.

[stuart L]

If it is still under warrenty, you should be able to get a replacement due to the fact that one keeps breaking down.